Acquiring New York
I was born on a stormy night with the waves crashing and the storm clouds raining. I grew up to be very self-effacing, quiet and reserved. I am not a jock type, and not very strong or especially good-looking. I like long walks around my block and romantic candlelit dinners. I try not to be particularly offensive towards people. I habitually snort when I talk, because I feel it’s a superior affect and works to my advantage, especially while procuring comestibles at the local Giant. Sometimes I like to imagine myself as an important figure in history, like the swashbuckling Pyhrrus of Epirus, petulantly stomping his way through Italy. I’m just a complex product made up of a unique blend of abilities and personal qualities. =)
So that’s what I’m about. What are you about?